Ok, I just jacked this 12 Characters thingie from aranel_took
, but as there was no indication that said characters had to be from the same fandom, they're not. Heeeee!

1. Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
2. Theodred
3. Boromir
4. Rupert Giles (Buffy)
5. Xander Harris (Buffy)
6. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
7. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
8. Eomer
9. Lilo. Of "Lilo and Stitch",yes.
10. Obi-wan Kenobi
11. Scarlett O'Hara
12. Remus Lupin




Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Scarlett & Jayne? ahahahahahaha....no. Hmmm...do I want to? Probably not.


Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OMG, yes! Giles is so SO hot, with his stuffy academic-ness and his little glasses and all his old books in weird languages he can read and his dry, wry sense of humour and plus he's a librarian, til he helps blow up the library, and this one time, he had a CHAINSAW and it was SO AWESOME AND THEN....er.
Yes. I think Giles is v. hott.


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Remus Lupin..got..Eomer...pregnant. Mind. Boggling. Sirius. Killing. Eomer.


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Are there "Lilo and Stitch" fics? What am I saying, of COURSE there must be.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...would Theodred and Jayne make a good couple? At least two people just exploded with joy at the very idea.

But I don't think they'd get along too well. Well -- maybe. They'd prolly just be in it for the hott sex.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Xander/Lilo ?!?!?! or Xander/Obi-wan.

Gotta go with Xander/Obi-wan. One, Lilo's five years old. Two, she's animated. Three, Stitch would bite off Xander's head.


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Kaylee walked in on Theodred and Remus having sex?

Dude, Remus has got him a yen for some Rohan luvvin', does he?

Kaylee would probably just chirp out a completely unselfconsious, "Ooops, sorry, boys! I'll just in the engine...room...say, do you know where the engine room is?"


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A...Boromir....Obi-wan...fic? *thuds*

Erm...."Boromir shows Obi-wan how much fun it can be to get drunk and yell bad words at people. Obi-wan shows Boromir how to be 'at one with the force'*snerk*. Angst and vomiting and hot-man-on-man-luvvin', not necessarily in that order. Your humble author, Aeneid adraefan Beaverhausen is not responsible for any readers exploding in sheer glee. Proceed at your own risk."


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Mal/Eomer? *deranged giggle*

If there is, please feel free to leave a link in your comments.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Kaylee/Remus?
"To Soothe The Savage Beast".
BWA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...1- didn't say it had to be a good title, and 2-I will bet one skillion dollars that there is already a Remus/Sirius h/c fic out there with that very title. One. Skillion. Dollars.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Giles deflowering Mal?

Er. But..I don't want.


Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Kaylee? Yes.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Boromir het? YES! Yes, they do! They read it! They write it! They make REQUESTS FOR MORE OF IT!


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Scarlett? I wouldn't think so.


Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Theodred/Giles/Xander? By all that is holy and good, I hope not.


What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Obi-wan? "EDORA! EDORA, YOU HOTT HOTT SLAS!" ahahahahahahahahahah....

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Eomer?
Hmmm.... "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?" by U2? "Wild Horses" by the Stones? What other crappy horse-song jokes can I make?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Mal/Jayne/Remus?

"Warning: Please suspend all disbelief immediately."

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Theodred/Obi-wan?
"Edora speaks well of your mastery of the force." *snerk*


When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Xander? Never. I've never read any Buffy fic.


What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Jayne? hee hee hee hee....he likes smackin' em.


Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Scarlett and Lilo? NO! Lilo's an animated little girl! Stop asking these sick questions about her!


If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Boromir/Kaylee?
My bet, frankly, is on Kaylee. At first.


"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Ok, so Mal and Lilo are in a happy relationship, until Lilo suddenly runs off with Giles. Mal, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Scarlett and a brief unhappy affair with Remus, then follows the advice of Xander and finds true love with Boromir.

Ok, first, Lilo is not "running off" with Giles unless Giles is returning her to Disneyland. Now, title? "Mal's Adventures in Being a Big Giant Manwhore".

Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Marastar
Ann
Hmmm..anyone who laughs at the word "manwhore"? I don't know who else for certain.

I don't know who would write, but one of those girls would probably PESTER ME until I had to do it. Or I would make them write it in rounds.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Kaylee/Eomer? Pretty ok! But...canon for which?